President Bush Steps Down, Cheney Takes Control Of America

President Bush will hand over control of the United States to Vice President Dick Cheney today...for a few hours :

President Bush will undergo a "routine colonoscopy" at the Camp David retreat on Saturday, temporarily ceding his powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said Friday.

Cheney will serve as acting president until such time as Bush, who will be under anesthesia, says he is ready to resume his duties, presidential spokesman Tony Snow told reporters.

"The president has had no symptoms" of cancer, said Snow...

Dick Cheney, President Of The United States. A nation's blood runs cold.